One_Ping_Maybe

"Nah scrap that."
          "That too."
          "Hmm... To the scraps, this one!"
          "Scrumptious scrap!"
          Proceeds to wonder why he can't ever continue a fic

I think I'm schizo
          
          Yeah bro totally
          
          I know right? Like who am I even talking to right now?
          
          I dunno, you tell me

Mr. Rager, tell me where you're going, tell us where you're headed

I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.

I meet you again the grass

If I dream of the time I dreamed about dreaming about when I dreamed about dreaming when I dreamed of dreaming about the time I dreamed about dreaming in my dream in which I was dreaming about dreaming about me dreaming about dreaming of me dreaming dreaming in my dream, then did I dream about dreaming of dreaming about dreaming in my dream where I dreamed about dreaming dreaming about me dreaming dreaming in my dream?

Ambatagocrazy

When I went to Poland, I saw my car was stolen.

Pepsi > Coca Cola

I committed unspeakable war crimes in Bulgaria.