be_more_unoriginal

You know you have a problem when you start punctuating your thoughts…

nunyartist

That does sound like an issue indeed
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be_more_unoriginal

Not people saying Spider-Man can’t possibly be bi in any universe even though we all know Spider-Man swings all ways. 

nunyartist

@be_more_original Spider-Man is most definitely bi just look at him
            No this is not me projecting why would you dare assume that—
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Lesthanyou

@be_more_unoriginal Bahahaha!!! I love this!
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be_more_unoriginal

Greek Mythology book I’m reading right now: 
          
          *Speaking of any heterosexual relationship*: To him, she was the most beautiful women he had ever seen, perhaps even more beautiful than Helen of Troy, and he craved to have her hand in marriage at once. (Not a direct quote from book, but it’s pretty similar to the way the author describes each first impression in relationships the heroes and gods had.)
          
          *Speaking of Apollo and Hyacinthus*: They were really great friends.
          
          *Speaking of Patroclus and Achilles*: Patroclus was a dear friend of Achilles.
          
          Does no one else see the problem with this?

be_more_unoriginal

@Lonely_Potato24 That’s why I thought Achilles and Patroclus were originally lovers in Greek Mythology, but knowing the story, it’s hard to act like they were not. The reaction Achilles had to Patroclus’s death was not a reaction you would have if someone was just your friend. I love my friends, but I wouldn’t go on a murderous rampage for them after (trigger warning) trying to commit suicide.
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be_more_unoriginal

@MidnightArt193 Exactly! Many sources I’ve read have even said he’s had more male lovers than female, so why act as if he was completely straight.
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i-eat-glue

SONG OF ACHILLES
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be_more_unoriginal

Teacher: All eyes on me.
          My lazy eye: Allow me to introduce myself.
          

nunyartist

@be_more_unoriginal
            
            My eyes that look glossed over even when I’m not: you rang?
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be_more_unoriginal

@WolfHawk3 That’s what my other eye is doing.
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