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The platypus is the true apex predator. I refuse to elaborate

I was just woken up by an alarm on my phone for 1:05 in the morning and the note I left on it is just incomprehensible letters. 

Happy new year to the like, 2 people that see my announcements 

I bought the biggest fireworks I could find, I'm tryna level the whole city block. And happy new year ig

There's a rooster in my home and I don't know what to do about it. This is not a joke

Just had surgery, that shit was weird

Imma be honest, I forgot I had this account until I accidentally clicked on the wattpad icon

I just lot 100 bucks in a bet, I'm bout to give up

Honestly school started a month ago and I suddenly remembered why I hate everything 

Incomprehensible eldritch abomination supremacy