on crack

I saw a girl in a hallway throw her unprotected iphone in the air and caught it and I think that's trust 

Don't mind me I'm just a lonely potato making my way through this world

Thank you so fucking much for putting my story on your 'amazing Phan stories' list （＾ν＾）

I showed my friends a picture of Dan and Phil and asked them to guess which was which and they guessed correctly because Phil looks nerdier than Dan and I'm