All my life i thought air was free, until i opened a bag of chips..

mildy obsessed with youtube and twitter.

im not a lazy person, im just always on energy saving mode.

eat, breathe, sleep, then sleep some more.

i enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. 

does rolling my eyes count as cardio?

im like a iphone, i lose energy without doing anything

i think im allergic to waking up and being responsible

can dora find my social life??

instead of crying, when i was born i just said sway 38 times in a row

they say you are what you eat, but i dont remember eating a legend

why spend 80$ on a bikini, when you can but 324 chicken  nuggets