(You know who you are, the little bietch I'm talking to right now:

You know who I am. So no use in me trying to hide it anymore. I told you not to look for me on Wattpad.

- From your big sister.)

Anyway.

HEYO MAYO. 

TY FOR CHECKING ME OUT *INSERT SAUCY WINK HERE*

Uhh... You're reading this, so it means I've somehow managed to catch your attention. 

Hopefully I've done so in a good way. 

But if you're here for the free stuff I falsely advertised somewhere, you've been sadly misinformed. 

You might as well make the most of it while you're here; possibly give my story a chance? Or any one of the amazing stories in any one of my many reading lists? Yeah, they're definite recommends. 

Yeah. 

*insert inspiring quote here*

Fuck all, that's me.