beautifulandvulgar

No one:
          	
          	This one boy at my school: Talking to me like a dog won't make it better because I like that!
          	
          	Anyways I've been thinking about that for the past six hours

mommysproblemchild

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@1-800-INDIANA what the actual fuck
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reemsspider

@1-800-INDIANA I know about you talking
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mommysproblemchild

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BAE I FUCKING MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY CAUSE OF DUMBASS MENTAL HEALTH. but here to say happy VERY late birthday whore! i love all of the conversations we've had and your straight up iconic personality! i hope you had the best birthday and have a great time being 14, lots of love and keep being the iconic person you are <3

beautifulandvulgar

@ShepardGreySloan BABES ITS FINE!!! thank you for the happy birthday!!!!! Love you too!!! <3
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beautifulandvulgar

No one:
          
          This one boy at my school: Talking to me like a dog won't make it better because I like that!
          
          Anyways I've been thinking about that for the past six hours

mommysproblemchild

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@1-800-INDIANA what the actual fuck
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reemsspider

@1-800-INDIANA I know about you talking
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Cheese-Toes

Daily reminder: you're awesome and if someone tells you otherwise, you have my permission to stomp on their face :)

beautifulandvulgar

@Electric-Mars lily can I stomp someone's face they're being mean
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beautifulandvulgar

@Electric-Mars okay I'll take your advice
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Cheese-Toes

@1-800-INDIANA I've been back for I think 3 weeks and if I had better fitted shoes I would've crushed a few peoples legs by now trust me it's not just you 
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mommysproblemchild

i can't describe it but just the way you talk and describe things is so unique and amusing to the point i don't know how to respond cause they're also weirdly clever

beautifulandvulgar

@ShepardGreySloan thanks :) I just say exactly how my brain thinks, so this is basically a window into my mind. 
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GirlsRhot_Imnot

I have a question (you don’t have to answer) is your username that because you live in Indiana, your name is Indiana, or another reason? 

GirlsRhot_Imnot

@1-800-INDIANA || Oh, that’s cool <3 
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beautifulandvulgar

@GirlsRhot_Imnot it's for Indiana Massara, the girl who's on my covers (and my profile pictures). I've also had Mads, Addison and Charli
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beautifulandvulgar

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Happy Birthday to Faith!!! I love you so much and you're hands down one of the most stubborn people ever (even rivaling me even if such a thing is possible). Your constant intervening in my love life is hysterical and I love it very much, even when you're saying I'm in love with boys I'm not in love with. You're one of the sweetest people ever and my online best friend. I'm not good at sappy shit so I love you happy 16th!! 

beautifulandvulgar

I managed to get an ice burn while sledding and now I don't have skin on the bottom of my chin. 
          
          This is why I don't leave my bedroom

agirlcalledlivia

@1-800-INDIANA at least there where you live there is snow, here in Brazil it looks like winter
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chiyo_mila

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            You’re welcome
            I already informed my friends that I’m not the only one lol
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beautifulandvulgar

@SunsetCurveeeee thank you for making sure I don't feel alone, Mila. I'm informing my group chat that I'm not the only one who managed to get an ice burn
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beautifulandvulgar

"You're too sarcastic. Because you're so sarcastic that it's become to the point you deadpan everything you say and it's impossible 90% of the time to figure out whether you're being serious or sarcastic."
          
          - Luke, 2021

beautifulandvulgar

@ShepardGreySloan right? Like, he felt the need to whole ass describe why I'm too sarcastic. It's hysterical
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mommysproblemchild

@1-800-INDIANA  the amount of times i've gotten this compliment
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beautifulandvulgar

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I just got informed I shouldn't use "fucked" on Reddit. I'm still going to but that person's opinion is valid

beautifulandvulgar

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@ShepardGreySloan lol apparently it's because fuck is a crude word. I was describing sex.
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mommysproblemchild

@1-800-INDIANA this was way funnier than it should have been
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