An anus is but a hole. A nostril is also but a hole, yet I don't see you at offence by simply seeing a nostril. ANUS AWARENESS
I am a literary phenomenon so I ask you not to offend me because you are obviously wrong and oblivious to the infinite boundaries of writing that I so effortlessly reach
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beautifulnice
Sep 07, 2015 08:15PM
my tongue hurts, would someone kindly massage it with their big toe? thanksView all Conversations
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A short Shrekfic
A series of shrekfics written by me. If you like shrek and smut then this is the story for you!
*SMUT*
dan n phils nice adventure
dan iz in luv with fil will fil fall 4 dan?
n wot wil hapen
rede 2 fiend owet. . . ,
Dread
Shrek was a shy ogre,
Maya was a confident girl,
Yet all it took was one look for Maya to realise it was Shre...
