benny

My friend hates KiriBaku, and I think he's gone insane,
          
          He hates the ship so I might make him feel quite a bit of pain,
          
          He loves BakuDeku, however, he loves it with his life,
          
          Everybody at school thinks he wants me to be his wife,
          
          But if he hates KiriBaku, I feel I need to say,
          
          I'm not gonna be his wife, nor his lover, cause I think he's gay.

One of my friends told me a Jack and Jill rhyme the other day.
          
          It goes like this:
          
          Jack and Jill went up the hill
          so Jack could lick her candy,
          But Jack got shock,
          with a mouth full of cock
          'Cause Jill's real name is Randy.
          
          ...
          
          ...

Mm, hello, hello, it is 4:45!
          
          It's so hot I feel no longer alive.
          
          I feel sick lying in bed with a blanket on top of my head
          
          But I have to be a hero and strive-