becauseilikereading
* Walks in club*
Random dude: Heyy where ya been!
Me: Great! How about you?
Random dude: I've been amazing I just got married and bout my wife a 25K dollar ring, and u?
Me: * completely excited * Actually I just publish a new chapter on Wattpad a few seconds ag-
Random dude: Leave. Now.
becauseilikereading
I'm flattered, but I'm afraid your intelligence level will never be par with mine. Give up now before you hurt yourself
becauseilikereading
I apologize for my rookie - like ways. My only hope in life now is to be as grammatically correct as you are.