robinnn

Wow Ben be looking StReTcHy in your profile pic

Benedictine Cucumber 

new book! basically a mini-wiki about tons of stuff and details and info about the wizarding world, xx

Hey, um I recently posted a narnia fanfiction called ‘Sing me to sleep//Narnia’ and I hope you could check it out. I read your story on how not to write a narnia fanfiction and it inspired me. So if you do read it... i hope you enjoy!

DAMN YOUR ICON 

i have so many drafts that are literally just a title this is very sad

jesus well i’m back after hALF A BLOODY YEAR

I missssssss you soooooooo much

you just gained a new follower because of your amazing profile picture

Your profile picture made me realise all things on this planet will inevitably collapse as we are long gone. Really had a huge impact on me mentally. I’ve quit my job and became a freelance backdoor prostitute as I used to be a banker and wanted to see what it’d be like be on the other side of bug*ery for a change.
          
          Thank you again btw my behind hurts and I’ve somehow learned to cough up come that went in the back end but you get to keep your weird, creepy, gon*d tickling, cave behind shaking, vomit inducing profile picture.