Hey everybody, I am human. I used to work in HR but I can assure you I am NOT a resource. I am a human. Thanks. My interests include: laughing and laughter, breathing oxygen, being human, having skin and flesh, and performing glycolysis and the krebs cycle.
- probably at work gettin' that bread
- JoinedNovember 18, 2015
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Stories by Beeetroot
- 5 Published Stories
![Henry Amputates His Friend's Finger (Working Title) by beeetroot](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/273864405-288-k863341.jpg)
Henry Amputates His Friend's Finge...
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Title really gives it all away. Henry is a court physician for Henry VIII in London, England. He is caught pe...
![Drew's Vacation by beeetroot](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/193419723-288-k617017.jpg)
Drew's Vacation
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This is about some random dude named Drew who works a menial job and decides to take a vacation. Drew encount...
![The Flat Diamond by beeetroot](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/99415508-288-k890870.jpg)
The Flat Diamond
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My geometry project from freshman year. We needed to write a story with six facts about quadrilaterals. Natur...
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