Hey everybody, I am human. I used to work in HR but I can assure you I am NOT a resource. I am a human. Thanks. My interests include: laughing and laughter, breathing oxygen, being human, having skin and flesh, and performing glycolysis and the krebs cycle.
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  • JoinedNovember 18, 2015

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beeetroot beeetroot Apr 02, 2021 04:40AM
henlo, new content (possibly) coming soon :)
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Drew's Vacation by beeetroot
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The Flat Diamond by beeetroot
The Flat Diamond
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