Phandom! At The Disco

700 VIEWS FOR SURE, WHY NOT?
          HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
          Also a new book. Check that out. :)
          (Totally not a cliché wattpad author, trying to get you to look at my other stuff)

600 PLUS VIEWS NOW
          WOWIE WOW
          MAH FAM LOVES READIN
          ABOUT ME DEALIN
          WITH LIFE IN GENERAL
          
          I'm sorry I tried to rhyme...

500 PLUS VIEWS ON SURE, WHY NOT?
          WOWIE WOW!
          I LOVE THAT YOU PEOPLE LOVE READING IT SO MUCH!
          LOOKING FOR THE BIG 6-00 NOW!

NOW POSEURS HAS 100 VIEWS?!
          HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?
          I always thank you guys. But now, I'm thanking you guys.
          Thank you for this craziness.
          Really.

400 VIEWS
          WOWIE WOW
          HA HOO WOAH
          Sorry. This is amazing. I guess y'all really like my new writing style on Sure, Why Not?.
          Thank you.

300+ VIEWS IS CRAAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYY YOU GUYS! THIS IS AMAZING, AND I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD READ WHAT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY. Thank you. All of you.

MY GOODNESS! 200 VIEWS IS AMAZING AND CRAZY, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME! Sorry, I'll calm down now. Wow. Thanks.

HEY YOU PEOPLE! THANKS FOR GIVING MY BOOK Sure, Why Not? 100+ VIEWS!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, This is a big milestone for me, at least 92 strangers like my stuff enough to read it.