Just another reader trying to be a writer...🍁

"Remember that there is someone who loves everything you hate about yourself" ~anonymous

➡️Other accounts-Sweek⬅️

• Kanye attitude with Drake feelings😎

• Maths is the only subject where a person buys 73 watermelons and nobody wonders why

• Don't bother walking in my shoes a mile, that'll be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you out

• Is there a refund for being an adult thing or what

• I really need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth

• Dear autocorrect, I am getting a bit tired of your shirt

• My Dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?

🔝These were taken from Pintrest and no, I am not mean enough to take that credit from them☻

Some things about me-

▪I can probably score good marks if I tried but trying requires efforts; the one thing I have yet to try.

▪I can't decide which colour I like the best. It feels like every time I choose a colour other than blue, I am personally offending Percy.

▪The Harry Porter movies really ought to decide Harry's eye colour and whether they match his mother's. They ALWAYS mess it up.

▪I think I can be an amazing singer but my audio recorder thinks otherwise.

▪I love a nice body with curves and all but my love for food wins. Every time.

Me: Well, that was quite a list! Thank you for being such patient readers-

Them: You should seriously stop now!

Me: And you should seriously get a life now!

Them: ...

Others: oohhh (cue claps)

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Second Account- @beingblue123