I suck at descriptions but here goes anyways...

I'm a really nice person unless you get me pissed.

Best way to get on my good side is food and coffee.

I'm f*cking weird and crazy but I really don't care.

Whether I like you or not I'm going to insult you then say just kidding it's up to you to realise when it's really a joke and when it's not.

I truly have a horrible personality HA just kidding.....although.....no never mind.

I'm ambitious and.....wait no I'm not I'm too f*cking lazy to be! Seriously I'm lazy as all hell! Oh well I suppose. 

Thats about it.