Ilovedaisy124

*pun*  Hey, have you ever tried eating a clock?
          
          It's very...TIME CONSUMING 
          
          People say I should be a stand up comedian 
          
          But why stand up when I can sit down? *i don't really know if that counts as a pun but I don't really care lol*
          
          Hey look at the time... Time really...FLIES Doesn't it 
          
          I find my puns to be EGGSCELLENT
          
          Sometimes I really CRACK myself up 
          
          Ok ok, I seriously need to stop SCRAMBLING my mind with puns 
          
          Omg I'm dying of laughter here