*pun* Hey, have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's very...TIME CONSUMING
People say I should be a stand up comedian
But why stand up when I can sit down? *i don't really know if that counts as a pun but I don't really care lol*
Hey look at the time... Time really...FLIES Doesn't it
I find my puns to be EGGSCELLENT
Sometimes I really CRACK myself up
Ok ok, I seriously need to stop SCRAMBLING my mind with puns
Omg I'm dying of laughter here