"YOUR NOT COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS" -adam sandler. Im diabetic, gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, and i have 5 friends. Im not very cool and i keep to myself unless you pester me, if you do that then i turn into a nutjob and we are bestfriends. Im taken, my bdffl (best dude friend for life) is a boy. I curse the person that created bras and go commando most of the time. 

If you support trump dont preach it to me, if you are racist dont follow me, if you wanna grab women my the pussy dont follow me, if you think chocolate is gross then please cut your tongue off, i am 5'9 and dye my hair abnormal colors frequently, i am jewish and dont get offended easily at all. Oh yea and i am female obviously, no hate, but fuck off if you think tomatoes are vegetables.