benadrylthundermunch

your story had me crying on the floor for a solid minute and a half. its amazing.

oh my gosh thanks for the follow much appreciate

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

ur acc is all i want to be 

bio is me