kenny

we should write a mfin story again 

i love ur bio i-

thanks for the follow! <3

do it stink

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MY LIFE just got my ass eaten by my mom and she didnt say thank you??? excuse me my ass is a luxury very few M.I.L.F.s can afford NOR taste

I think I would know ice age babys fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting men. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat men have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold boy would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope ice age baby will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
          You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your rim, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth.

Nice

when boys give me rimjobs they say my asshole tastes like those weird cups youd get from mcdonalds in your happy meal and i tell them its because of my plastic surgery, but actually i stuffed 8 of those shrek cups up my asshole after years of stretching. thats why my ass is so big and my farts smell like dawn dish soap. but later i found out that those cups were being recalled as toxic and i immediately tryed to shit all 8 out but i just couldnt and i was too ashamed to go to the hospital so i just left them in their. so after an anal inspection 5 years later apparently my skin on the inside of my asshole grew OVER the cups and theyre a part of me now and so now i have to live with the fact that i am a half-human half-mcdonalds cup hybrid

just took the fattest shit should i wipe it on the wall or on my face

ass and tits