Satansbitch

Alright alright, Paramore came back and put out a banger, Pierce the Veil came back and put out a banger, mcr is touring, when we were young fest pt 2, blink 182 is back WITH TOM, new parxs music tomorrow and now The Used is putting out another song!? The emos are thriving. 

I deleted a few books and one-shot chapters due to extreme cringe. I also edited a few things so if you see something missing, it's not an error

I really am out here with a used tattoo on my arm in 2022. Am I gay or am I gay?

Okay but I find it a little funny that Bert denies writing Blue and Yellow for Quinn. MAYBE that isn't what the song is about but..... I mean....

I really wanted to post something for Halloween but I have been out of ideas :(( sorry y'all

You already know when they say "no hate to Bert" in a description of a fan fic that they actuallt hate Bert.

So..Wattpad got hacked. So now I'm unable to publish this one-shot I just finished :/

Just out of curiosity, Would anybody read a Jert(Jepha and Bert) oneshot book if I published one? Also I have thought of doing Quinn and Bert too. And then the Oneshot book I have up already would just be all of the ships ya know?

Does anyone have recommendations for the used authors or fics???

Okay, I'm really contemplating doing BDSM for a chapter in my smut. I'm just awkward and I fucking respect these people I write about but also....BDSM..I mean. Plus idk who I would see doing BDSM with Bert. I don't know if I see Bert that way man.