Who Shat My Pants?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THIS THING ON AO3 I COMPLETELY LOST IT AND IT WAS SO GOOD... ok it’s not completed but it’s literally my favourite piece of writing ever it’s amazing 
          
          ((((it’s about Frank and Gerard, Frank is a pizza delivery guy and Gerard is a socially anxious dude who lives in a dilapidated-ish house with Mikey. Mikey works two jobs, one at a diner and one at a local bar, one time Gerard orders pizza and Frank delivers it but doesn’t see him because Gerard gave him the money through a cat flap in the door with a dinosaur mouth grabber)))) 
          
          pleASE RESPOND IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BC I FORGOT THE TITLE

So- I have giant in love syndrome with revenge era Mikey and just Mikey in general.

hello my wife! i have come to ask how your day was bc you are a lovely hooman :D

Hoi there human specimen (Please, don't mind my weirdness). I just had a doubt I wanted to get off the way. Is your username related to skulduggery pleasant??