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upon reminiscing over all of my old works, my old library, comments, etc. i have hereby decided that i should not have been allowed to use wattpad a few years ago. jesus christ.

okay! so i havent used wattpad in like... a year, but.. i should note that ive moved to ao3! pretty much all of my fanfics are destiel smut now, so if you're into that, go ahead and check that out!

my nose started bleeding & blood just dripped on my fall out boy hoodie so-

okay i know what y'all can do on twitter there's a user (@acrylicjoshua) who isn't doing good at all please send them love and support!

hey guys so i really hate to be doing this but ive gone through and edited one of my one-shots that is actually kind of similar to something i went through but nobody has actually read it so-
          please check out goodnight in my gay one-shots book its 5000 words and i worked really hard on it and itd mean the world to me

i always feel like my chapters are too short until i see stories that say "wow, finally 1000 words!" i average 1500 for short chapters and i still feel like they're too short
          haha welcome to my life

omg! beebs children are terrible u know my nephew attacks me like I love him and he has his loveable and cute moments but once they get into the hair pulling and physically attacking phase ur screwed :p just try to stay alive and I suggest ear plugs and advil cause u wanna block out all the crying and screaming/yelling Sony can sleep and ur gonna wanna have some advil cause youll have lots of headaches from the baby oh and finally babies are cute when they're just born so I suggest you take that moment in cause you won't have peace and quiet for awhile oh and tell ur mom congrats love ya beebs 

wait is that danny devito

omg i ' m gonna ruin your 69 

i know for a fact this is going to sound fake but i have a 5 day old chick that i named peep wentz and i learned chickens can have a taste in music and mine wouldn't stop chirping (it's midnight) so i played truce, golden, lullabye, heaven's gate, and then cancer (TOP cover) and its now asleep
          i made my chicken emo