betterchristensen
@betterolsen . . . i thought you said couch . never mind
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betterchristensen
@betterolsen what did i even do this time ? !
israelsgal
you must me hayden
israelsgal
@betterchristensen one and only , you may know me from the mcu , fast and furious , and once upon a time
betterchristensen
@betterolsen liz shush your cooch is mars
betterchristensen
@betterolsen YOURS
betterchristensen
here’s a lesson for you all : NEVER TELL YOUR LOVER THAT YOU LIED ABOUT THEIR COOKING . trust me , i’ve learned from experience .
betterchristensen
@betterolsen wait you weren’t actually grinding against each other in nude suits ?
betterchristensen
@betterolsen not that tight , liz ! when was the last time you ever had sex with a real man ?
betterchristensen
@betterolsen ** ; what if they named their child after that name ? xD
betterchristensen
@betterolsen when you asked me if that soup you made was delicious .
betterchristensen
@betterolsen everyone lies
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@betterolsen he’s a liar