professional clown

ily pls be my friend 

IMALLEXX DID AN INSTA STORY QNA AND PUT MY QUESTION UP THANK YOU SIR VERY COOL 

Are comments on stories not loading for anyone else or is it just me

I want to isolate myself from humanity because I can’t stop screwing up my friendships 

Wattpad is officially trash bc it’s making you pay to view more than 3 stories offline

Thanks for adding The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know to your reading list! :)

i love your bio more than i love myself

I learned how to make balloon animals and I’m too powerful now. You are all officially my children because I am now god.

Dan uploaded and came out and I’m so happy aaaa and when he was talking about Phil he said “And obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic, this is someone who genuinely liked me..” AND MY HEART WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BC THEY ARE ACTUALLY SOULMATES AND PHAN IS SORT OF REAL AND THE SHIP HAS SAILED AND IM JUST AAAAAA

JUST UPDATED MY BIO IF YOU RATS WANT TO LOOK AT IT