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@OtakuArmy yes yes it is

I'M SO BORED. does anyone want to talk or something. really anything, my boredom is slightly ridiculous.

HELL YEAH. IS MY BIRTHDAY. YO ITS BE AMAZING. I AM THE AGE OF ((insert age here because i have serious paranoia problems its kinda retarded but. Yeah)) BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IM JUST. *screams At the top of lungs breaking glass*. 
          December 8th man. DECEMBER THE THE MOTHER EFFIN' 8TH. *austin powers voice* YEAH BABY!

Your like a rotting red apple poisoned to the core. 
          
          Brown, festering
          Grotesque, unappetizing.   
          
          But to the untrained eye. You are red, plump. Juicy. Sweet. 
          
          If only they could see. 
          
          -Life is.
          

Im just bad at life. Its ridiculous. *sigh*

Happy Halloween, you witches and warlocks may your day be filled with fantastic fright! *witch cackles before disappearing into thin air*