Milo

Guys imma be honest, I haven’t been catching up on lore since the Las Nevadas finale, but.
          
          Season one is over.
          
          That’s uh.
          
          Granted, I didn’t see that stream either, only clips but uh. 
          
          Wow.
          
          It’s over.
          
          About three years of streaming lore.
          
          That’s crazy.
          
          I still think it should’ve ended on the 16th but whatever dude. 
          
          Anyways I think it’s safe to say that the only thing keeping me in this fandom is the porn book [which I’m barely updating tbh] and Ranboo/Aimsey/Billzo shenanigans. 
          
          I have ideas, I promise, I just have a whole ‘nother fandom I’m in [The Black Phone] and I’m starving for content so, y’know.

Five things.
          One, I’m a lil older now.
          Two, THIS BITCH DECIDED TO DIE ON MY MF BIRTHDAY AND STEAL MY GD THUNDER.
          Three, I watched the Las Nevadas finale and uh, good for Charlie. (Still) Love Foosh.
          Four, Rio Romeo released Inarticulation (GO STREAM RN) and I’m a very gay and very happy listener.
          Five, SNAS WON TUMBLR SEXYMAN AND IM VERY MUCH JOY
          
          And that’s been this week so far :]
          
          

GUYS 
          ITS BEYONCÉ’S BIRTHDAY
          STREAM HER MUSIC 
          STREAM IT
          DO IT NOW
          RAHHHHH

Hey so uh update on the dude.
          
          Turns out, while not homophobic, he is xenophobic and a little transphobic seeing as he made fun of neo/xenopronouns and he’s a little but if a bitch to my friends and also and also doesn’t understand physical boundaries also blamed my friend for rejecting him bc they jokingly disapproved of the crush he had on me. So uh. Yeah. That’s.

GUYS GUYSDBSKDKAMXN
          
          
          THERE AAS THIS CUTE BOY IN MY ART CLASS AND HE’S SHY AND HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME AND HE DREW A KEY ON MY WRIST AND A LOCK ON HIS AND A HEART ON MY HABD AND AAAAAAAAAAABCMABDLADBAKBFAKDN

Hey. Hi. Hello. 
          
          It feels weird talking about serious topics like this, especially on this account of mine because I’m not normally known to take a lot of things seriously, but I would feel a whole lot worse continuing my content without saying anything. 
          
          So for those who don’t know, Technoblade is no longer with us. 
          
          I’ve never cried over d3@th before and I didn’t expect myself to start now, yet there I was, an hour after the news got out, crying for half an hour over someone I didn’t even know. And yet, that person I didn’t know made such an impact on me as well as many others.
          
          That man had helped and inspired many. Whether it be comfort or affirmation, he was there. He had a great sense of humor, an amazing legacy, and was known as one of the greatest gamers out there, man. 
          
          And this is coming from someone who barely even watched him aside from listening to him while I’m writing or simply for some comfort.
          
          My heart goes out to his family, friends and incredibly sick fanbase. 
          
          And FÚCK CANCER. 
          
          Rest In Peace Technoblade, our memories of you will never be in vain. I hope you win that 1v1 with god, bro. 

I need your opinions on pigeons its very important.

Did u see ranboos dating streams? It just reminded me of them cuz ur name is Milo.

Someone please stop me from coming up with book ideas
          
          You guys know I don’t post/update regularly I don’t need another one on my plate-

HAHAHAHA.
          WASSUP HOMIES ITS YOUR FRIEND FREDDYFAZZ️️LLS AND IM HERE WITH NEWS.
          
          I’m making it.
          
          I’m making the Dreamnap story. 
          
          And y’know what. 
          
          I’m gonna give you my favorite scenes in the book bc. 
          It’s cute as hell to me. 
          
          
          
          So uh. Here’s two bros and a lava bath. 
          
          (For context, Sapnap bathes in lava if that wasn’t obvious.)
          ———————————————————————
          “Y’know, you don’t have to be here every time I replenish.” The younger liked to make random speculations while bathing. His most recent? Dream being at his side while he does it. He even washes his hair some days.
          
          “I know.” Freckled cheeks rose with a small smile. 
          
          “So why do you?” 
          
          The latter thought for a moment. 
          
          “I just think it’s fascinating.”
          
          “Mhm. Just like how you thought fusion was fascinating, or how you thought gem work was fascinating?”
          
          “What’s the difference?”
          
          “You seemed a little more than “fascinated” at one of them.” 
          
          The blond only responded with a small hum of amusement.
          
          “Y’know,” the younger turned around so that he was facing the other, “I’m beginning to think this is just an excuse to see me naked.”
          
          The taller raised an eyebrow, “So what if it is?” 
          
          The blaze was at a small loss for words. Blushing, he replies, “You’re such an idiot.” 
          
          “But you still love me.” Dream was wearing that big dumb grin he occasionally had on his face.
          
          “I doubt it.” Sapnap  jokingly scoffed.
          
          “Trust me,” he tucked a lock of hair behind the latter’s ear, “You do.” 
          ———————————————————————
          
          Hey guess what? 
          
          I’m never going to stop thinking about this scene. 
          
          When I write it officially, I’m going to be happy beyond the word euphoria *labyrinth fades in the background*. 
          
          I’m going to be kicking my shins against my bed so hard they’ll break through the mattress and into the metal. 
          
          I’m so serious.
          
          I love this so much.
          
          Thank you.