me: *rolls off seat while reading larry smut and falls into hell* 

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satan: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO HEL- 

me: brendon uuuuuurie 

satan: ? 

me: beeboooo i know you're here

satan: wtf

me: hey satan where's brendon urie he's suppose to be here

satan: *sig* he turned into the demon thing from emperor's new clothes remember

me: ohhh right

satan:

me:

satan: 

me:

satan: so what brings you here

me: fanfiction 

satan: it all makes sense now