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Lowkey got a burst of motivation to start planning my fan-fic. Alr know I’m gonna be cooking up some ASS writing on Google Docs 😭🙏

I would skin someone alive right now for some Wingstop 🤤 

I normally plan stories myself but because the internet exists why not ask humans to decide for me. Me and my ✨✨✨5 LOVELY followers ✨✨ who probably want NOTHING to do with me shall be the deciders for what the plot of my story will be! It’s a dystopia and it’s HFJONE. That made no sense, OH WELL! You only live once and I wanna spend my time on earth raiding the pantry at 3:27am on a Saturday. 
          
          (1st) Title: Don’t Feel
          
          Strong emotions are illegal because wars in the past were blamed on “emotional instability.” Objects take pills that suppress feelings. The protagonist stops taking theirs and experiences anger, joy, grief, and love for the first time. But emotions have physical side effects now, fear causes blackouts, rage causes heat/fire, sadness alters other object’s emotions.
          
          (2nd) Title: One Hour of Darkness
          
          The government controls the artificial daylight cycle. Once a year, the lights turn off for exactly one hour. During that hour, crimes vanish, objects disappear, forbidden symbols appear on the buildings, and the government shuts down completely. This year, the protagonist decides to stay awake and watch.
          
          (3rd) Title: The Silence Law 
          
          In the future, speaking aloud is illegal because the government claims human voices spread a deadly airborne disease. Of course… the government’s voice is the only voice that will not spread disease because they’re superior.  Everyone communicates through screens and devices (which are heavily monitored by an online police force, idk what name I’ll come up for them). The protagonist discovers the disease never existed. But after years without hearing real voices, objects have become terrified of sound itself. When the protagonist accidentally speaks to themself, the police force (need to come up with a name for whoever monitors the objects) detect it. It changes the protagonists life and puts them on a government watchlist.
          
          Oooohhh, idk… these are all pretty decent ideas. My cat just peed on my crocs, istg 😊 
          

I have decided that my fan-fic will include HFJONE in it. But I realised a terrible thing that makes me want to strangle myself in my sleep like a possessed child—I have to rewatch the show. Rewatch HFJONE just so I don’t mischaracterise the characters when I write Chapter 1. I don’t know if in the middle of writing it I’ll decide to make it an II or BFDI dystopia instead but what MoistCr1tkial says sometimes, “you can’t take the piss out of the balls,” which is a very true statement from him so let’s hope I don’t do that or I will try to find a way to put the piss back in the balls just so I don’t have to rewrite it. I also completely forgot the entire plot on HFJONE but I do remember I cried at the end. Fuck me. I’m going to attempt to start planning it today but I have to rewatch this show again.😊👍

What the hippy doo da doo. Why is writing a story so hard. I’m trying my best not to unleash a storm of swears here right now, but it’s difficult. For the love of my grandmas toenail jar, why is there so many things on my screen. I click what my story type is. I click ‘FanFic’ then I get a sea of words in my face jangling like car keys. What is this. I’d rather write my story on a scroll and send it off to a random stranger in Australia. Genuinely, what is this in the most nicest way possible. I’ll get the hang of it. I know I will. It’s just actually confusing and makes me want to crack my head on a frying pan and pour the innards out and cook up a delicious egg with my brain matter in it for my breakfast tomorrow. A bit graphic but so what, it’s not graphic enough in my opinion. If I knew more about the inside of a brain then I’d be writing so much more that even Terrifier 3 wouldn’t phase you. Oh. I’m getting off topic. That’s enough for today! YIPPIE! 😊😊

The urge to write a fan-fic like Experiment 21 or Fear Garden (haven’t read it) but worse is currently invading my mind rn. The bugs have GOT to stop possessing me. But I do have an urge to put the BFDI or II characters through the worst torture possible and leave them without a happy ending.
          
          Teehee! 🤭❤️✌️

also I know I just posted something here but these reading list names are absolute peak

No way I might have inspired someone :0 this is, like, a dream come true! :D

(1) I know you little humans probably won’t see this especially because I’m actually an extraterrestrial being that has come to eat everyone’s Chocolate Digestive Biscuits. I know, I’m more terrifying than the little creepy crawler that’s probably under your bed right now. So you have the right to be scared for your life as it is about to end when I raid that pantry. No lock shall be too powerful for me to break through as I have fists of pure steel you see. I will knock your heads off your scrawny necks with barely any effort. I don’t want to be violent, you see. I’m just here for those biscuits.
          
          But, I have an itch. An itch more itchier than the bugs that have been crawling in my skin for the past millennium. Yes, shocking, I know. An itch to write fan-fiction. Silly, indeed. Such a powerful extraterrestrial being like me dumbed down to writing fan-fiction? It’s pathetic. What would the others of my kind think of me? They’d see me as weak. Mistrusting. Petty. Rebellious. Rapacious. Secretive. I’d basically be seen as imprudent. But the itch grows second by second rapidly. It’s worrying me. I do not care if I get banished for writing this fan-fiction I will do it. Yet… I am hesitant on publishing it for you humans to view. As I fear criticism.
          

(2) I want this fan-fiction to be about either three shows. These shows, I have to watch in secret because it’s illegal to view on my planet. Inanimate Insanity. Battle For Dream Island. And… HFJONE. These three shows I am currently contemplating which one I should write about. My setting is. Dystopia. I am one who constantly writes miserable stuff in English Class, especially when we do Creative Writing back on my planet. I adore it. No ounce of mercy for the characters in my world. We don’t like happy endings. I want this to be dystopia. Of course, the classic dystopia as a starter fan-fiction. A tyrant ruler. Oppressive rules and laws. Propaganda. That dystopia. I shall end it here as I don’t want to moan and groan for too long as you humans have short attention spans.
          
          (This is just a joke btw LMAOO. I’m not an alien lolz. Idk why I made it so formal)