tetris man

i just saw infinity war anyone want to come with me to marvel hq and stab ourselves on the doorstep

why am I so good at writing fanfiction is this my legacy I can't make money off that please help

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET COMMENTS ON MY STORIES WHAT  E V E N

Y'all I think I just made an official internet friend I don't know why I'm so happy hallelujah

Wattpad stop giving me notifications when I update a story I knOw

Yesterday history was made. 69 followers. I can finally bask in my sexual innuendo glory as America crumbles around me. What a time to be alive. I'm taking suggestions on how I should thank you. Comment below.

I'm sorry for ruining your 69 followers thingy.

Jesus the obsession I have with this this YouTuber is getting out of dand

I am a little bit concerned with the fact that I can play J.D. better than any other character in Heathers

Oh my god your profile picture! 
          
          My stomach hurts from laughing
          
          
          
          
          
          
          SAVE ME