hangingballsack

It's been a while since I've posted a message so I have come to sing a song...
          
          
          Oniku niku niku oniku niku!
          Awasate oniku oniku!
          Oniku niku!
          Oniku banzai, genki byakumai!
          Woohoo, hallelujah, hallelujah! *insert KageyAmA's dancing*
          Oniku kamisama, oniku kamisama!

Me and Levi make a good pair
          He has lots of pubic hairs
          I wanna trim em with my teeth, trim em with my teeth, I wanna trim em with my teeth.

random af but u make me laugh so hard 

I love your account XD you always make me laugh

nobody:
          not even my sleep paralysis demon:
          
          me:THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEX-
          
          my parents: SHUT THE HELL UP
          
          

Im loving your username

STORYTIME 
          
          
          So yesterday it was like 91,000 degrees deep in the heart of Texas then my dog started meowing so I had to walk my fish then my cat said "Daddy levi should be arriving soon" so I zigzagged up the window to wall TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS and put my zebra on the roof *DING DONG* the heichou was hear ..so I galloped downstairs opened the door and eren, the horse, ERWIN, natsu, levi, gray, nardo, sasgay, and KAKASHIT licked my face, chlamydia started yelling "WEE WOO WEE WOO" then that bitch squidward gon show up and start singing "PiNk fLufFY uniCoRns dA-" before he finished Armin flew threw the back window and ate squidward then we all rode on Jean to area 51 defeated the army and took the aliens and flew to mars but then niCki MiNach was already their singing 'starships' then we all lived fappily never before.
          
          the end.

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@SaltySil haha 

@SaltySil it's ok lol