bigprofessional

got two new sexxyyysex sex stories comin up! just one-shots of Connor x Hank ofc, very good couple. tehn also, help frmo my wife From school, i got, she, i. Spamton (frmo theltarune) x Reader (cause he is very hot to eme!!!!) wooOOO

bigprofessional

u ever been like in lov.....................
          ive written... lots of stories about.. this subjedct......at hand. "love."... but not until very recently have i looked at someone and DIED at the sight of.............................. their......... beauty >////< *blushes*

bigprofessional

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@bigprofessional no like they were fine but im not fucking another christian
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bigprofessional

nevermind theyre a bitch i hope they die
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Fleshrabbit420

you smell like cheese 
          you will not get away with this!!!

bigprofessional

@Fleshrabbit420 sniff sniff
            wow whats that smells like gouda
            o-oh its you? wow u smell like GOUda YOU stINKY FgOUDa rABBIt
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bigprofessional

@Fleshrabbit420 yeah well at least i smell like cheddar and not gouda u stinker
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bigprofessional

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suuuuuuupr important stuff rn guis lissen real close duds
          i have converted
          to sugarism
          my new diet consists of nothing but sugar
          brekfast - cinnamon rolls, pancakes with LOTS of syrup, french toast; all that good shit
          lunch - cake. all kinds of cake. chocolate cake. vanilla cake. strawberry cake. cake i dont even know the name of. jut cake
          dinner -ice cream and pie and candy and soda delicoius crap
          this is my new diet
          i hope others will follow in my direction
          and i also hope you will read my new better and improved stories, no more nsfw. ew. only poetry. beautiful poetry. you will cry you will juts be so impressed by these words ive put down. goodnight fatties

bigprofessional

oh it was crap wasnt it
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bigprofessional

was it fatties
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bigprofessional

why is this offensive is it because i wrote nsfw
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