sit DOWN john you FAT motherFU-

I love how your name is Bill Cipher but you have a picture of a gay turtle

I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES

HAMILTON 
          
          I THINK I JUST FOUND MY PEOPLE *screams*

John can't sit down he dead
          

We don't talk anymore 
          
          We donT taLK anymooRE

Hamilton trash?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Same.

I read the entire rap in the first part of your bio as Johnathan Groff's posh accent. 

PAY YOUR FRACLIN TAXES

I just followed you solely for your 'real name' I'm sure your stories are great too though!

I can't find the notice board!!!!