billieismines

genuinely such a weirdo … 

i would literally let her ruin me 

my fav sweet talker. 

The demon queen of high school has decreed it:
          She says Monday, 8AM, I will be deleted
          They'll hunt me down in study hall
          Stuff and mount me on the wall
          Thirty hours to live
          How shall I spend them?
          I don't have to stay and die like cattle
          I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
          But I don't own a motorbike
          Wait—here's an option that I like:
          Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!
          Yeah!
          I need it hard
          I'm a dead girl walkin'
          I'm in your yard
          I'm a dead girl walkin'
          Before they punch my clock
          I'm snappin' off your window lock
          Got no time to knock
          I'm a dead girl walking
          
          Veronica? What are you doing in my room?
          
          Shh...
          Sorry, but I really had to wake you
          See, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you
          'Cause Heather says I gots to go
          You're my last meal on death row
          Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!
          Come on! Tonight I'm yours
          I'm your dead girl walkin'
          Get on all fours
          Kiss this dead girl walkin'
          Let's go, you know the drill
          I'm hot and pissed and on the pill
          Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!
          
          And you know, you know, you know
          It's 'cause you're beautiful
          You say you're numb inside
          But I can't agree
          So the world's unfair
          Keep it locked out there
          In here it's beautiful
          Let's make this beautiful!
          
          That works for me!
          
          Yeah!
          Full steam ahead!
          Take this dead girl walkin'
          
          How'd you find my address?
          
          Let's break the bed
          Rock this dead girl walkin'!
          
          I think you tore my mattress!
          
          No sleep tonight for you
          Better chug that Mountain Dew
          
          OK, OK
          
          Get your ass in gear
          Make this whole town disappear!
          
          OK, OK!
          
          Slap me! Pull my hair!
          Touch me
          
          There and there and there!
          
          And no more talkin'
          
          Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
          
          Love this dead girl walkin'
          
          Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!
          
          Love this dead girl walkin'
          
          Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!
          
          Love this dead girl
          Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
          
          Ow!
          
          Yeah!

yall i used to be one to say that i would hate if someone im dating calls me “ma” or “mama” but this one gets an exception cause ouu lawd that does something to me 😩🙏🏽 *back arching* *toes curling* *gripping sheets* 

🫩🫩🫩 almost landed myself into a divorce there….

SUBWAYYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩😩🫦🫦🫦🫦

we have four kids and live in the suburbs 

i think imma work on an update

i’m fucking hungry