biminibitch

Juriji Der Klee takes up 96% of my brain capacity and I’m totally okay with that 

if anyone actually gives a shit my twitter is @smellypissrat69 and my tiktok is @azealiabanksbxssy212 :)

I always leave Wattpad for like 3 months then feel the urge to start writing again 

not a like 15 years old girl getting mad at me for refusing to serve her alcohol when she showed me an obviously fake ID lmaooooo

why do it gotta be so cold in july tho 

i have decided to scran an entire cucumber for my lunch today and my shit will be green for a week but i don't care i fucking love cucumber

you don't know what real rage is until you've been accused of stealing makeup from your ratty 15 year old sister like im 18 and have a job, i would just buy my own stupid bitch

literally just did the fattest shit ever and now my arsehole hurts so bad fml

just applied for a new job where my mum is the recruitment manager and if i don't get it then im going to cut her off and leave home istg

every now and again i remember that tanacon happened and i laugh