Hey! So I'm Jay! That's short for Bluejay. My mom's an ornithologist, and she's obsessed with her job. So she named her one and only daughter after a bird. How apt, but I've always liked it.

Trees are my home. My house is surrounded by miles of forest land. I run there every day and just sit in trees for hours, simply appreciating the wonderful gift nature has given to us. STOP CUTTING THEM DOWN. In fact, I think I'll go out there and find one to climb as soon as I'm done here.

I love music. I'm a songbird, you could say. Ha ha, get it? I know, it's a bad joke. I'm full of those. Don't judge me. But yeah. I love to play instruments, such as the piano, tin whistle, and CELLO. LOVE ORCHESTRA!

School is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I might get called a freak by 3/4 to 4/5 of the students at my school just for saying that I LOVE SCHOOL. I'm not a freak...much...
 
 Don't call me a freak
 Because I love my school
 I've learned so much from it
 And my teachers are cool

I'M WEIRD AND I KNOW IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. The only person you will ever see me be is myself. I'm all I've ever learned to be, so don't expect anything else. I run around forests and climb trees instead of doing things that might be ultimately more important (what's more important than appreciating Nature's gift to us?). I play cello. I spazz out 24/7. I love to write, obviously, and I will love you guys if you read my books! You get free waffles!!! # # #

So now I guess I'll go spread my wings and fly off somewhere. I bet you can tell there's a lot I'm not telling you. There is. And I won't. Not here. You might never find out what a lot of those things are. But unless you ever meet me, I guess you'll never know...