birtneyann

this app has been more trouble than its worth. I'm deleting my account tomorrow. farewell. 
          	
          	To every answer there is a question, but not every question has an answer. 
          	
          	p.s, my name is really Britney not birtney as my cousin kala would say.

birtneyann

this app has been more trouble than its worth. I'm deleting my account tomorrow. farewell. 
          
          To every answer there is a question, but not every question has an answer. 
          
          p.s, my name is really Britney not birtney as my cousin kala would say.

birtneyann

"HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES?
          
           
          
          These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
          
          ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
          
          WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
          
          ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
          
          WITNESS: My name is Susan! 
          
          _______________________________ 
          
          ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
          
          WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 
          
          ____________________________________________ 
          
          ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? 
          
          WITNESS: No, I just lie there. 
          
          ____________________________________________ 
          
          ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?  
          
          WITNESS: July 18th.  
          
          ATTORNEY: What year?  
          
          WITNESS: Every year.  
          
          _____________________________________  
          
          ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?  
          
          WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.  
          
          ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?  
          
          WITNESS: Forty-five years.  
          
          _________________________________ 
          
          ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
          
          WITNESS: Yes. 
          
          ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
          
          WITNESS: I forget.. 
          
          ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 
          
          ___________________________________________ 
          
          ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 
          
          WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 
          
          ____________________________________
          
          ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 
          
          WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. 
          
          ___________________________________________  
          
          ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? 
          
          WITNESS: Are you shitting me? 
          
          ____________________________..." http://wattpad.com/story/3387018