Do you ever want to watch a TV show but you're somewhere weird? No internet? On a plane with just your phone? 

That's where I come in, I guess. I turn TV shows into novels. You can keep 'em in your Wattpad library and, you know. Whatever. Or not.

Me?

I'm Myrtle and I can't speak French. 

I also can't rap, I can't do makeup and I'm not very good at making friends. However, my writing is okay. That's why I'm here and not Instagram or something.

While I am here, don't think twice about following me. Or do, I'm not the boss of you. Not to bribe you, but if you do follow me I'll follow you back. 

See you around.