bitterZayats

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LADYS, GENTELMEN, NON GENDER PEOPLE, ALL GENDERS PEOPLE, 
          	
          	 EVERYONE JUST LISTEN UP
          	
          	WE JUST HIT 30 CHAPTERS OF PURE BILLFORD BLISS (bullshit)
          	
          	I HAVE FINALLY SPENT MORE TIME ON TOXIC YAOI OF A DEMON LIKE TRIANGULAR FORMER GOD AND A GILF THAN ON MY MEDICAL EXAMS 
          	
          	FUCK BECOMING A DOCTOR, I WILL OFFICIALLY BE A PSYCHOTIC WRITER!
          	
          	
          	Jokes, becoming a doctor pays better for my retirement 
          	
          	But back to the story, no end is near so have fun watching me writing the longest gay bs on earth

BUD-0F-R0S3S

Challenge to you
          
          Dear god,
          The girl reading this is kind and I’m proud of her, please help her live life to her fullest and bless her chosen field. Now, you’re on the clock, in nine minutes something will make you happy. Please share this with 15 girls you love.
          Now remember, only girls, if I don’t get this back I’m obviously not a close friend.
          
          Now, I have a game for you, it’s been played since 1977.
          
          Once you read this you have to send it to fifteen people.
          
          Your next five days will be like this:
          
          Day 1: you will get the biggest shock of your life
          
          Day 2: you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed
          
          Day 3: you will find yourself with a lot of money 
          
          Day four: your day will be perfect and day 5 the person you like the most in your life will spend a lot of time with you
          
          If you don’t forward this your next five days will be the exact opposite.
          Don’t break this and send this to fifteen friends, it’s not hard.
          
          Hehe…
          
          (Huh I've just realized that maybe not everyone I've been sending this to are girls-)

bitterZayats

this message may be offensive 
LADYS, GENTELMEN, NON GENDER PEOPLE, ALL GENDERS PEOPLE, 
          
           EVERYONE JUST LISTEN UP
          
          WE JUST HIT 30 CHAPTERS OF PURE BILLFORD BLISS (bullshit)
          
          I HAVE FINALLY SPENT MORE TIME ON TOXIC YAOI OF A DEMON LIKE TRIANGULAR FORMER GOD AND A GILF THAN ON MY MEDICAL EXAMS 
          
          FUCK BECOMING A DOCTOR, I WILL OFFICIALLY BE A PSYCHOTIC WRITER!
          
          
          Jokes, becoming a doctor pays better for my retirement 
          
          But back to the story, no end is near so have fun watching me writing the longest gay bs on earth

BUD-0F-R0S3S

YOUR LOCATION OMG 
          
          But like hi pookie hru today <333333 /p
          
          Ty for feeding me :>>>>>

BUD-0F-R0S3S

@bitterZayats /
            
            I'M OKAY POOKSIE, IT'S SHARK WEEK THO
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bitterZayats

It’s true, I like milfs and dilfs 
            
            Im great today, but sadly also busy so the next chapter will come hopefully tomorrow 
            
            And how are you pookie buu?
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bitterZayats

I don’t want to flex, but my Billford story is place #1 Billford for a straight week 
          
          Call me your majesty from now on kids
          
          
          
          (all jokes and games y’all)
          
          But seriously I never thought so many people would like it
          Every morning I look at my phone seeing your nice messages and I just wanted to say thank you 
          
          Y’all pushing my ego
          It’s higher than the highness of a crackhead at an European train station

notthebillcipher

@bitterZayats  all hail the best toxic billford writer ever️
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Adrien715730

Tbh it deserves this award, I LOVE THIS FANFIC SO MUCH RAHHHH
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