I'm just cute. 
I'm old enough. not too old not too young. definitely not twenty - who am I kidding I'm not even close - still old enough. 
I have a weird appreciation for sarcasm (Dare you to ask some stupid question) I never said i was sarcastic though.
I live on earth. probably located somewhere on the northern hemisphere (ask Google Map)
I don't comment, but I like comments (nyc comments obviously) Just kidding!