« I do not enjoy cocky or narcissistic people. If you are here to brag or build yourself up by putting other people down, don't bother coming on my profile. I prefer you not use me or my stories for your own self promotion or someone else's. If you want me to read your story, chances are I probably have already looked at it because I read anything and everything. 
If you ever need someone to vent to, I'm always here. I may not have good advice but I'll listen for sure.
I'm not exactly sure how this world works and where I'm headed, and maybe it'll all remain a mystery, but I'm going to be happy while I try to figure it out. »