Look buddy, I'm a writer. That means I write things. Not things like War & Peace, because that would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. 
No, I write practical things. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean mother hubbard from leaving me a structurally superfluous new hate comment? The answer: write a story. And if that don't work, write a better story. Like this low-quality, grammatically errored Star Wars fanfic written by me.... published by me... and you'd best hope...
Not read by you.