So, you want to read this? Okay! Just make sure you know;
•I cuss because I am a fucking duck! (kidding)
•I write books, because me a book worm.
•I don't twerk because I'm not a spider on the wall. 
•We can be best of bros, just except me and I can except you.
•Also no mean comments I'll make you mad bro.
•I support Gay! Lesbians! Bisexual! The flipty pan! And, the cupcake gender, where you are just a cupcake.
•Following me? Okay, just don't follow me home.
•Like me stories? Put a big thumbs up and I'll count them.
•Am I in school? Nah, I'm just living under my blankets.
•Where do I live? In a paper box, that my friend is holding.
•Who is my bae? I don't have a bay I go to. Nor am I in a relationship.
•How old? Negative -2
•Talents? Clean! Squeaky clean bish, Drawing, comic/manga.
•Languages? Four fingers are up
•Where are you from? I'm from Sebastian's Coat. I was tiny.
•Are you tall? I'm a three or two inch. Tiny, huh?
•Record of Life? Eating Sandwiches.
•Anime? Black Butler so I can get a boot-ler.
•What do you eat? My hand and sandwiches.
•Kissed? My hand.
•Drinks? Coffee, water and juice no soda.
•What are you? I don't know, we may never know.
•Facial hair? My eyebrows, eyelashes, I don't know...
•Bullies? Nah, I just had them done.
•Grade? At that age of 2+2 where it is cool.
•Pet or master? I'm a pet, sorta, a human takes care of me I'm tiny.
•Got jokes? Nah, because I don't carry them in my pockets, so no I don't.
•What else at this point? I play video games. Have a PlayStation 3 and a Wii. Other...
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See ya later matey!