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lowkey forgot this account existed lol im reading all of these and wow im funny asf

I WAS JUST ATTACKED BY THE BIGGEST MOTH EVER IMMA CRYY

no bc actually im convinced if i get enough piercings and tattoos itll make up for my face

I was thinking back to kindergarten and remembered printing out a picture of florence pugh on my moms printer and bringing the picture to school and having my friend officiate the wedding so long story short todays my 10 year anniversary to being married to picture of florence pugh and quite honestly i have no regrets

for those who've always wondered if dicks float in water
          
          
          
          
          
          
          they do :)

the way this fic has me sobbing at 4am

its the most important day of the year
          
          
          
          
          
          
          harrys birthdayyyyyy

I was at practice and knocked a light down and almost died tbh 

when you see someone w good style and u want them to know u have good style too but ur broke :,) 

absolutely massive happy birthday to zayn <3333