blakelivelysdoormat

you would not believe how much lunchables i've consumed this week

i've gone feral

no matter how many times people explain factoring i will never understand it

disclaimers in fanfics are so funny to me

people who don't know the names of the characters they dress up as for halloween, do you not feel a little ashamed when people ask you who your costume is?

finding old comments I've made always kills me a little bit inside

dealing with the consequences of my own actions 

wdym you eat dinner before 8 pm

If you have warm hands I just want you to know I am single and I can cook and clean

A big fuck you to anyone who doesn't walk on the right side of the hallway