p - pyaaa...is this thing on?
/ taps microphone

o - okay...! vincent here ~ >//u//<
you happened to come across my profile, meaning...
you were either slightly interested in me, or randomly
clicking buttons until your fingers came off, pyaa!
before i begin introducing myself thoroughly, i just want
to say that if you're a homophobe, please get away from
my profile, pyaa! arigatouuu ~! 

my name is vincent blaire
i'm fifteen years old.
i'm quite obviously a guy,
and i'm quite homosexual at that.
i like adorable guys and for the most part, sweets and
smiling. anyone who has a cheery spirit always gains
my never ending affection, pyaa!
although, i really dislike using the word hate, it's so horrible
i also don't like dogs, crying, or spicy foods. strange, aren't i?

in a word, people would describe me as adorable, pyaa.
a flaw i have is that i always seem to fall at the wrong times.
i've had an easy life, and i'm happy because of that fact.
i've been told my best quality is that i'm able to help a friend
out no matter the circumstance or the position i will be in.

i'm currently single, and sort of looking, but i don't expect to
love anyone so soon yet, pyaa.
in a relationship, i would consider myself to be a very loving
person, who would take a bullet for my partner. 
although, a flaw to that is that i may not be able to let go of the
past if my partner has dumped me.

now you know a bit more about me, pyaa!
i really do hope you fan me and get to know me so much
more! until next time my little wizard buddies, pyaaaa ~ !