Fire and Water

Your username is awesome!!
          Blanket thief...... I'm sure everyone has been one at least once in their life haha.
          
          Ps: love your story's!!
          ~Blueberry ^^

•It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally. 
          
          •Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
          
          •How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? 
          
          —You pull down its genes. 
          
          •I would tell some science jokes, but all the good ones argon. 
          
          •When I found out Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like, "OMg!"
          
          •I would tell a chemistry joke, but I would probably get no reaction. 
          
          •I need 11 protons because I'm sodium fine. 
          
          •I was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but I would probably get no reaction. 
          
          •I was going to tell you a joke about sodium hydride, but I thought, "NaH."
          
          •Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom exclaims, "Oh no! I lost an electron!"
          
          —The other asks, "Are you sure?"
          
          —"I'm positive."