fanfiction is terrible which is why i read it

please stop reading that betty boop smut i dont know whats in there and i dont want to know. instead, PLEASE read my thoughts on why toad from mario is a cannibal. i wrote it when i was like 12 and was cracking up reading it again

here again because i got an email that one of my masterpieces 'phone x charger' has been deleted. oh well i didn't even write it and im not even friends with the girls who originally wrote it anymore😭

also 2 followers???? this is a milestone i never thought we would reach!!! thank you guys so much for 2 followers i am blown awaya at how big our community has grown in such a short amount of time

i have an unfinished squidward x landlord smut ive had in the drafts since i was like 15, im not going to finish it or read it ever again but if you guys want to read it ill post it at 3 followers!!!!!! probably on ao3 because wattpad are nazis 

you can probably guess the storyline, oh also i wanted to get squilliam involved at some point to make it like a threesome but idk if i ever did that. get me to 4 followers and ill finish the whole abomination (please dont because ill actually probably do it)


please excuse everything ive ever written i was actually 13 the last time i wrote for this account i just keep it up as a memorial

currently down bad for sephiroth, cloud, (ff7) raiden, (mgs) dante, (dmc5,3) vergil, (dmc3) nero, (dmc4) leon kennedy, link (loz) and kurt cobain. you could say i like blonde men


100% testosterone powered male from the amazon and professional roblox arsenal player


i also have a pinterest i post extremely infrequently like im talking once a year if that:
https://www.pinterest.com/xxvendetta/

spotify link is my acc, i update my playlists way more frequently than here

last updated 12/22/25
previously last updated 3/17/25

goodbye and see you next year. or the year after that if i forget