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When Snoop Dogg turns 60, he will be 420 in dog years

I am not relevant at all. Anyway. So. Do you like anything vanilla? I can ruin that rn. Look up “where does vanilla flavoring come from”. Boom. Never having anything vanilla again

East to west and north to south are actually straight lines. It’s like drawing a plus sign through the earth and then rotating it on its axis. Therefore, we are actually never heading a specific direction because the world is round. So we continue moving in a weird curve that is never just one direction. We are heading /more/ north, south, west, or east. But we are never actually going one of those specifically

Actions speak louder then words but speaking is still an action

If oranges are orange, then why aren’t lemons called yellows and limes called greens?

If you think about it, rainbows really just taste like water

The little piece of paper that hangs out of a Hershey kiss is called a niggly wiggly-

When a female black widow is impregnated from a male black widow, she turns around and injects poison into him that melts his insides. She eventually gets hungry from all of the “action” and drinks his insides to cure her hunger. 
          
          Hence the name Black Widow, widow being slang for a female whose husband is dead. 

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          Did you know the female kangaroo has 3 vaginas 

THIS IS EMPTY AND ITS BOTHERING ME