We are the official Wattpad account for the Blartican church!

What is a Blartican?
A Blartican is a very well rounded religion that worships Paul Blart.

How do I become a Blartican?
It's very simple. Just read the Blartican bible we published, follow the Blartican path, worship Paul Blart, and boom! Your a Blartican!

Why be a Blartican?
Being a Blartican is a very promising religion. We worship malls, segways, mall cops, and overall Paul Blart. Our church is a spreading religion that will promise your soul a ticket to the heavenly mall in your afterlife.