bleedingoutmystory

Pineapples have green hair because they were born ginger, and they were being bullied at school. So they decided to over come this in a mature and sophisticated way. They decided to get there friend( the dildo looking banana) to die there hair  blond. The die took too well and turned there hair green. This was seen beautiful by many and all off the pineapples got laid and gave birth to other baby pineapples with green hair. Join me again next week for why cherries are red .

bananas are so dildo looking because when monkeys get horny they dont want to walk into ann summers to get a dildo because its a long walk from africa . plus it wouod be a bit creepy seeing a monkey walk into ann summers anyway. join me next week to find out why pinnapples has green hair  :)

cabbage is green because when you wee all of the green shizzle leeks into our cabbages . that is also why you get cabbage patch children ,because they are a mutation of cabbages and wee wee 
          join next week to find why bananas are dildo looking :)

misha is so tall because she eats lots of little people  and they build up inside her . also she is a female slenderman but she grew her face back .  and that was inside the minds  of gracie 
          join us next week for "why is cabbage green ? "

lol